Alexander wouldn’t have been “The Great” without his extreme hatred for his father. Har-old, the only reason you resumed talks with your human father is because of your inability to control your emotions. The girl. The job. In fact, that’s the only reason you break the silence with many. You’re better at controlling your positives. What are you running from? Yourself! Me! Why you believe externals have ALL the answers to your questions, kid? Like they’re gonna say something that’s gonna make the pain go away! If you would take self-inventory you will conclude that they NEVER say anything magical. It’s always YOU! Yes! You use them as a wall. You bounce ideas off them. They’re your straight man! But it’s always you who delivers the hard-hitting punchline! YOU! Next time you’re feeling any of the seven major negative emotions: fear, jealously, hatred, revenge, greed, superstition, or anger, I want you to find a loud room where you can hear yourself think, step up your thinking with sex and/or food, look in the mirror, say my name, and we will have the best conversation of all time. :*
Sex By The River
If you look closely you can see I sweat fashionably.
Dear Har-old,
the water in the river is the emotion of sex.
the dam is the emotion of sex having no outlet.
the water flowing around the dam is the emotion of sex finding an outlet through physical channels.
masturbation and sex is water flowing downhill. the former kills productivity. only thing good about the latter is it’s the perpetuation of mankind. our kids! fortunately for you, you only have to worry about the former 
the transmutation of sex energy to a creative outlet is water flowing uphill. capillary action takes will-power because it works against the law of gravity but the reward of riches at the top of the hill is worth the effort.
castration will take away your major source of action and will kill the fight in you. the beast. the animal. grrr! you don’t want that!
your precious dams will work for a while but the rain will stop that sunshine. the emotion of sex needs an outlet and they’re only 2: physical or creative. sex is low barrier and the fastest idea you can act on because of how strong and powerful the emotions are. so, imagine what would happen if you made that the driving force behind your occupation. spend half the time on it and see!
i always tell you to learn how to master your emotions, especially your anger. don’t kill nobody, alright! sex is your number one emotion. master that first. the other 13 are of lesser importance.
water is one of the main necessities of life. it cannot be defeated! you either drink the water and piss it out or pour it on you for growth.
if anybody got what it takes to be Har+new you do! Love you!
FY,
Har+new
Siblings:
Seized Counterfeit Condoms: Made In China But Made With Giant Deflated Yellow Rubber Ducky
Photo courtesy of NBC News/Tyrone Slu/Reuters
Our childhood is ruined! The 16.5-meter (54-foot or six-story)-tall rubber duck that mysteriously deflated in Hong Kong has been unfortunately linked to the busted counterfeit condom ring in China. According to reports, the confiscated 4.65 million packaged prophylactics and the 1,100 unpackaged condoms that were seized in the police raid was all made with Florentijn Hofman’s inflatable sculpture. Liu, one of the ring’s two bosses, is actually the one who snapped the above picture you see while his workers threw shurikens (similar to Batarangs) at the rubber duck to deflate it. Childhood ruined or not, some people are praising Liu’s photography skills. “Look at that looming background!” Speaking of Batman, some have said they can see the bat signal in the sky like Lao who said, “I wish he was there to save the night that night because I bought a hundred of those condoms on the internet. It was only 1 Yuan (16 cents).” When we asked him why did he buy so many, was it because they were dirt cheap or because he was … you know, he said, “Because they were so cheap. Anytime something is cheap I buy lots of it.” Well, we can only hope others who have bought the counterfeit brand-name condoms-including Durex, Contex, Jissbon-in which Liu’s factory was cranking out 20,000 a day of did the same or they will have more rubber ducks to buy.
Built on top of:
- Counterfeit condom ring leads to massive arrests in China (msn Now)
- Giant rubber ducky’s not-so-lucky ending (NBC News)
Do you think this is why China’s population is 2 billion?
Burger King Gets In Touch With Charles Ramsey Before McDonald’s And Gives Him A Lifetime Supply Of Whoppers … With Cheese
After getting free publicity from a viral interview and 911 call, thousands of people have urged McDonald’s to do something for Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland kidnap “hero.” To honor him, some fans of Mr. Ramsey have bought Big Macs in droves, although, he never disclosed that was a part of his “lil’ McDonald’s.” Others have argued Mr. Ramsey “looks more like a rib man” and have urged McDonald’s to bring back the McRib and call it the “Ramsey McRib sammich.” To stop the blowing up of their mentions, McDonald’s posted the tweet you see in the above picture.
As of press time, McDonald’s still hadn’t met with Mr. Ramsey.
Disgusted by the slowness of McDonald’s and pissed their rival had the unexpected spotlight shined on them, Burger King chairman, Alexandre Behring, has offered Charles Ramsey a lifetime supply of Whoppers … with cheese!!! Which is incredible because that’s 10 cents extra! When we asked what he thought of Burger King giving him Whoppers until he die, Mr. Ramsey said, “Aye bro’, Deaaadddddd giveaway!!!”
Update: After hearing news about Burger King introducing a rib sandwich for their summer menu, Ramsey now wants that to replace the lifetime supply of Whoppers. Guess he was a “rib man” after all.
Built on top of:
- Charles Ramsey Interview (YouTube)
- Charles Ramsey 911 Call (YouTube)
- Charles Ramsey Dead Giveaway Song (YouTube)
What do you think of Burger King jumping in the mix?
Reloaded: OMFG!
I want you to perform a live demo of this letter for your Toastmasters icebreaker.
Dear Har-old,
*pacing back and forth, head down, hand on top of head saying “think, Har-old, think! Think, dammit!*
*bumps into someone*
*Har-old slowly looks at figure from shoes to face then goes unconscious*
*Unconscious for 30 minutes*
*Har-old wakes up eyes hurting and hand rubbing head then hears a voice.*
Person : Are you okay?
Har-old : Yeah, I just had a crazy dream I met my …
Person : Here, let me give you a hand.
Har-old : Thanks!
*Har-old slowly looks at figure from toe to head then starts breathing heavy*
Person : Keep calm … and remember intellectuals tend to talk to themselves more frequently but it takes true genius to vividly see yourself as you would like to be while doing so.
Har-old : Oh my God! Do you … do you know who you are?!
Person : *smiles* Of course! I am you … from the future.
Har-old : What … what happen to your leg and arm?
Person : … You! Ha! Remember that famous photograph from Back To The Future of Marty and his siblings?
Har-old : Yeah, his brother was headless in it.
Person : You remember why?
Har-old : Because Marty was doing things in the past that affected the future.
Person : Now you know why I’m here!
Har-old : … Oh my God, you’re gonna give me a sports almanac that tells the future results of every major sporting event so I can become rich?!?! Yessss! *jumps up and down excitedly*
Person : What?! No, no, no! Calm down! I’m hopping around here on 1 foot and you think I’m here to help you?
Har-old : So you’re not here to help me cheat my way through life?
Person : What?! No! I’m here demanding you help me.
Har-old: Huh … how can I help you?
Person : Because you are in control of me. The best way to predict the future is by creating it today. My future life at 46 got off to a great start. billionaire; top 100 companies to work for; 4 many me’s running around trying to fill daddy’s shoes, etc. Then one by one I started to lose it all. I blamed everyone but myself. When I had no one else to blame, that’s only when I looked on the inside and found the problem … you!
Har-old : *looks left and right and mouths* Me?
Person : *shakes head yes* And now I’m at the last stage of what was once a bright future … losing body parts! Yeah … that too!
Har-old : I lost my kids? *look of disgust* What can I do to brighten everything up again? Please! I’ll do anything! Please!
Person: Very well. I will give you one subject a week that you are to give your strict attention to. 13 in all, allowing you to repeat the process 4 times in a year. Each subject is expanded on with a summary that you are to keep with you at all times as a “pocket remainder.”
- Time
ManagerRevolutionary – The time you kill is killing me. - Body Guard - The hungrier one becomes, the clearer one’s mind works.
- Artist of Sex Transmutation – If you spent on your work one half the time you dissipate in pursuit of sex, you will never know poverty.
- Master of Emotions – A fixed positive response.
- Prisoner of Patience– Sit and watch the grass grow.
- Master of Appearances – Make your face as malleable as the actor’s.
- Fine Decision Maker– Get in the habit of reaching decisions quickly and definitely, and changing them slowly, if at all.
- Great Communicator – A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
- Bookish Applicant - Too often what we read and profess becomes a part of our libraries and our vocabularies, instead of becoming a part of our lives. (You’re wasting your time reading if you’re NOT applying.)
- Genius Level Planner – Think and feel beyond the present moment.
- Action Figure - DO IT NOW!
- Freedom Fighter – Lower level of inhibition.
- Master Mind – Success in the higher bracket of achievement is something that can be had only by taking others along with you.
Person : If you successfully complete this list, in one year, I will not only get back what I lost, I will have the ability to never live without it again.
Har-old : I don’t know what to say … thanks Har-old!
Person : Well don’t say that because if you successfully complete this list you will take the old out of your name and put in the new.
Futuristically yours,
Har+new
P.S. Each letter in some way will expand on the subjects and summaries.
Siblings:
Judge: Find A Job In 30 Days Or You’re Going To Jail
“Nobody wouldn’t hire me so I hired myself,” said 19-year-old Dean Moxley, the Connecticut teen who was facing 2 years behind bars if he didn’t find a job in 30 days. “Day 24 I gave up hope and was so frustrated and just started preparing my mind for prison. I mean, I looked everywhere; online and offline. The string of interviews I did go on went well until I had to be truthful about my situation.”
Moxley was intoxicated and got into a fight that damaged a door at a friend’s house. He was charged with felony assault and vandalism. He was looking at 2 years in jail but made a deal with a public defender and got his charges lowered to misdemeanors. He was put on probation for a year. Since he was unemployed, part of the deal was to have a full-time job, go to AA and counseling at least twice a week. Moxley had to check in with the judge a month later, and if he was still unemployed, it would have violated his probation.
Judge Jon Ambrose said, “I was really impressed. Here’s a young man who could’ve gave up after hearing ‘no’ several times from employers but he let it motivate him to be in that position of power. Isn’t it strange that so often people have to be cut down by failure and defeat before they learn they have minds capable of mastering all of their problems? These past 30 days have been good for his mind. I plan on being a customer and will try to help him get more.”
Moxley started his own errand running company for Seniors and busy people called Back In A Minute. “I always run errands for my grandparents so it just made sense. Then I got all this time on my hands because I was unemployed that people didn’t have who were employed. Those people have to pick the kids up from school, go grocery shopping, go pay a bill, etc. I could do that for them. Despite what my legal matters say about me I am a very trustworthy person.” Moxley said business has picked up to the point he can’t run all the errands by himself and is looking to hire someone. “Not to discriminate or anything, but I hope I run into someone who was as desperate as me a few weeks ago, so I could be the one to say yes to them.”
Instead of being gone for 2 years, Moxley will be Back In A Minute.
Built on top of:
- A CraigsList Ad
Happy 2 Year Anniversary FY!!!
Teen Spends 3 Days In Jail For Peeing In Public As A Baby
I’ll kick his ass!
15 years ago, Mallory Robboy was taking a walk with her 3-year-old when he told her he had to pee. Without a restroom or person in sight, she told him to just “make pee in grassy.” A police officer who was staking out the area saw the infraction and told her she had 2 choices: Pay a $2,000 fine or sometime during the age of 18 her son has to spend 3 days in jail. Financially strapped, she chose the latter. “It was the worst decision I ever made in my life,” the Alabama mom said. Robboy said she managed to block out her embarrassing decision for the last decade but on her son’s 18th birthday the nightmarish thought came back to haunt her: “At some point during the age of 18 I have to tell him he has to spend 3 days in jail for a bad decision I made when he was 3. What makes it worst is he’s never been to jail. He’s a good kid.” Robboy said the most tear jerker of all is she purposely tried to distance herself from her son over the years. “I tried to raise him up hard so he won’t become a momma’s boy. I figured if he expected a certain type of behavior from me then him going to jail because of me won’t hurt as much.” But it will, because despite her attempts of trying to distance herself from her son, Marshall Robboy, he’s a momma’s boy. Contributing to this is she’s a single parent and Marshall doesn’t have a father to run to when mommy mean. He only has her.
However, there’s a bright side.
Ms. Robboy said the only reason this happened in the first place is because she was financially strapped. “I became motivated to get rich so I would never be in that situation again. Ever since that day I’ve overcompensated for my bad decision.” However, although, Ms. Robboy is a millionaire now, it won’t do her and Marshall any good. She can’t bail him out. She can’t put him on house arrest. She can’t fight it. Her son has to spend 3 days in jail regardless. That was the deal made with the Alabama Police Department 15 years ago, sadly.
It’s April 27th 2013. Marshall’s 19th birthday is May 30th. Ms. Robboy has up until May 27th to turn her son in. We can only imagine how she will break this to him … and how he will take it 
Built on top of:
- Toddler tries to pee in front yard; costs mom $2,500 (msn Now)
- Gross parenting trend ditches diapers, lets babies pee anywhere (msn Now)
How do you think Marshall will take this news?
NASCAR and Triple A Fight Over The Hiring Of Serial Car Tire Slasher
For most ex-convicts its tough finding a job upon release. Then there’s Yoshihito Harada, the 25-year-old Japanese man who was arrested for slashing the car tires of 1,000 women in the parking lots of supermarkets around Japan. While the women were in the stores, Harada used a screw driver to puncture their tires. Then he would come out of nowhere and “notice” their “predicament” BEFORE they did. Apparently suffering from Hero syndrome, Harada would then offer to fix their “flat.” While doing so, he would go for what he was really after: their phone number. “I recently got a flat and a man offered to change it for me,” said one victim of Harada’s scheme to her friend. The friend blurted,“The same thing happened to me!” Suspecting a scam, the women reported the matter to police who launched an investigation.
Reactions to this story has varied: Women find it creepy; men want to know how many numbers he got. But the most surprising reaction has been from Triple A and a pit crew at NASCAR, who see opportunity and the bright side of this situation. Both are reportedly in a bidding war over his employment after he gets out of the slammer. When both parties were asked why are they interested in Mr. Harada, they said the same thing, “After changing a thousand tires, he’s probably real skilled at it.” The NASCAR pit crew said they are pretty confident Harada will side with them because they have something AAA don’t: Danica Patrick. “Imagine how fast he will change those tires.”
Built on top of:
Do you think its right to look past what Harada did and reward him with a job?
Greatest Revenge Ever Backfired: Horny Men Sent To His Ex’s House End Up In The Big House With Him
“I’m a senior lady who is looking for some fun and adventure in my life!! Would like to meet a gentleman in his 50′s that is Hung and that can give me some pleasuring.”
Excerpt from a Craigslist ad a 61-year-old man wrote impersonating his 64-year-old ex-girlfriend to invite a string of horny middle-aged men to her home for “pleasuring.” The ad featured nude photos of her as well. If that wasn’t enough of an invasion of privacy, her address was also included in the ad in which the horny men used to find their way to her home. After too many knocks on her door, rings of her doorbell, and rocks thrown at her window, she found out why they had come to her home, then posted signs on her fence that read, “People who are here in response to ads on Craigslist are un-invited and are trespassing.” When the trespassing continued she reported these men to federal agents. 33 men were arrested and charged with trespassing of private property. The ex-girlfriend said she had to “frequently, often several times a day, chase away the men who have been enticed by these personal ads.” The agents also arrested her ex and charged him with felony stalking.
The move that motivated the ad was when the woman put a restraining order on her ex after he continuously harassed her after their 6 month relationship ended. But the woman said she became happy when she realized the ad will probably be his last attempt at revenge on her. From police, she learned her ex was “sexually assaulted” in prison by those SAME men he sent to her house. She said she visited him in jail to get the last laugh “behind the glass” but that quickly turned into tears. And not from joy. She said, “He was smiling the whole time I was laughing. It was messing with my mind. He’s suppose to be mad. Upset. The irony behind it. His greatest revenge backfired. When I asked him, why the hell is he smiling after he was fucked by the same men who he sent to fuck me? He said, ‘I made him hate women and after our relationship ended he became … gay.’ “
Built on top of:
- Greatest Revenge Ever: Ex-Boyfriend Uses Craigslist To Send Horny Men To Former Girlfriend’s House (Elite Daily)
Has an attempt at revenge ever backfired on you? *Answer in the comments*
Woman Arrested In Road Rage Case After Victim Identifies Her In TOPLESS Lineup
Hey, I’m down here! A San Francisco woman who intentionally rammed a man’s car during an argument over a parking spot was unlikely to be caught due to the victim’s inability to describe the make of her car and its license plate number. The man was so focused on her low-cut dress, police said, “he was only able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage.” In a surprising turn of events, the woman was pulled over a few days afterwards for cutting off another driver and flipping them off. Officer Richard Dick, who made the stop, said, “As I was talking to her, she kept poking her chest out. She gave me the impression she was trying to manipulate her way out of the ticket. I told her to stop doing that because I’m gay. She didn’t even act like she didn’t know what she was doing. She just deflated and released the posture. That made me recall the ramming incident in the parking lot at Haight. So, I brought her in for a lineup to see if the alleged victim could identify her.”
According to the San Francisco Police Department, the man was happy they got a lead in the case because he just bought the car and he didn’t want to pay for damages someone else was responsible for. All the women wore a low-cut dress. Officer Dick said, “After 15 minutes of careful observation of the women in the lineup, the man said, ‘I’m sorry, but all I can remember are her breasts. I’ll know them when I see them. They were distinct. May I? It will help me remember.’ ” The department reluctantly (or willingly) agreed. The man requested each of the women to say, “Ram me! Rear-end me!” Even with this, the man was still having trouble identifying which of the women rammed his new car. “He asked could he be left alone for a few minutes because it was still hard for him to concentrate,” said Officer Dick. The department agreed without suspicion, however, after he asked could the women see him behind the two-way mirror, they told him they had to put him in handcuffs for the few minutes he wanted to be “left alone,” just incase he did anything “inappropriate” with his hands.
When the officers came back in, he told them it was definitely woman number 4 and tried to quickly walk out the room. Officer Dick said, “He tried to rush out. I stopped him so I could see if that was the same woman I pulled over. I couldn’t see the women in the lineup the mirror had so much fog on it. But when I wiped the glass off I saw it was definitely the same woman.”
The San Francisco Police Department said despite the fog, they will NOT launch an investigation of the man’s “activities” while he was alone because its IMPOSSIBLE he did anything “inappropriate” while in handcuffs.
Built on top of:
- No Leads In Road Rage Case, Thanks To Hypnotic Cleavage (msnNow)
- Victim Recalls Assailant’s Breast, Little Else (SFGate)
Has the physical assets of another person ever made you a liability before? *Answer in the comments*
Man Accidentally Bites Off His Finger Using New Mobile Phone Glove
This is NOT the “happy” couple! Photo courtesy of hi-fun. Click on image to go to their site.
An Italian man accidentally bit off his pinky finger in a nasty phone argument with his girlfriend. The man was using hi-Call, which is a blue-tooth talking glove that allows you to talk through your hand. The left glove’s pinky features a microphone, while the thumb features a speaker. “I don’t like hearing what she has to say,” he said. “I have a habit of taking the phone off my ear and shouting at it. I do that because I can’t take the hurtful things she says when we fight. I could still hear her words coming out of my thumb. I became so mad I went from being blinded by love to a blind rage and forgot my pinky was resting on my bottom lip. As I was saying ‘I wish I could come through this phone and choke you’ my head violently jerked forward while my mouth was wide open and as my teeth was clamping down.”
The man said he plans on suing hi-Fun for not making the gloves thick enough. In a response statement, Hi-Fun wrote, “We are very saddened to know such a freakish incident happened using one of our products. However, we are not responsible for Mr. Andolini childish and careless behavior. We have spoken to the girlfriend. She said, ‘He liked talking in his hands so much that he thought only using them for winter was stupid so he found out a way to use the technology without the gloves.’ Therefore, hi-Fun has every reason to suspect Mr. Andolini was NOT using our gloves, which are 95% polyacrylonitrile, 3% cotton, 2% polyester, when he verbally attacked his girlfriend on the phone. However, in light of this situation-him wanting to use our technology beyond winter because the concept is so cool-we suspect others will do the same and involve us in more silly lawsuits. So, we have decided to refocus on who are our true customers are-children. Way before us kids were already making the ‘ring ring’ noise with their mouth and talking into their hands. And most importantly, they don’t have teeth.”
Built on top of:
- New Mobile Phone Glove Allows You To Take Calls Like A Idiot (Elite Daily)
- hi-Fun with hi-Call Bluetooth Phone (YouTube)
Boyfriend Breaks Up With Girlfriend After She Blogs About Missing Him … While He Sleeps … 3 Feet Away
Anonymous blogging has cost one woman her relationship of 21 days. J, as he is called in the blog, IMissMyBoyfriend.com, went to sleep one night on the right side of the bed; reserving the left side for his girlfriend, K, as she calls herself on the blog. However, he woke up in the middle of the bed; girlfriend on neither side. He looked across the room and saw a familiar sight: his girlfriend’s head on top of her laptop’s keyboard as if it was a pillow. He told us, “She’s been falling asleep at her computer ever since we’ve been together. I’m always picking her up and putting her in the bed the next morning then going back to sleep myself. This time I wanted to do things differently and see what the hell she’s always working on.” He said, “After I put her in the bed, I sat down at her computer and started reading. I scanned all the headlines and it was all these posts about her missing me. It felt good for 5 seconds then I became disturbed when I realized I haven’t been on vacation. I haven’t been nowhere. At least not from her. We’re always together. We even work and go to school together. Then I started reading some of the posts and it was all about me scratching my ass and farting in my sleep and how I kept tossing and turning and how she was crying her eyes out because she missed me. I’m fucking three feet away you psycho!!! In one post, she said she experimented and blogged from the living room while I slept in the bedroom. She wrote she missed me so much she started crying so loud she woke me. Yeah, I remember this night. I jumped out of bed to ask her what was wrong and she said … nothing! To make matters worse, she even recorded videos of this crap. The fuck!!! It got 74,638 views. Who the fuck are you sick people?!?! I felt so embarrassed and so self-conscious. Who wants to know they snore??? I felt used. I don’t know if it was because she had writer’s block, was overly attached, a social media addict, or just a fucking psycho, but I had to put a restraining order on her that says she has to be a lot more than 3 feet away from me.”
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Flying Black Garbage Bag Attacks Kids Walking Home From School
Best photo taken of the mysterious black garbage bag. That’s some scary shit!
Leukemia, throat cancer, and respiratory illnesses ARE on the rise. Winds were so high in Memphis, number 9 on America’s Dirtiest Cities list, that it kept a 11XL black garbage bag suspended in the air for hours. To make matters worse, in one neighborhood, unsuspecting children who were walking home from school were attacked when this mysterious black garbage bag, as if possessed, started following them. The children didn’t notice they were being followed until some sort of strange green slime poured on top of one of their heads (yes, trash was still in the bag). The children scattered in opposite directions, however, the wind was so fierce that the 11XL garbage bag was flying flat, allowing it to cover as much ground as possible. Empty-Dominoes-pizza-boxes-with-nothing-but-the-crust-inside was among the trashed items the garbage bag used as weapons on the kids. Adult witnesses who tried to grab and step on the bag, whenever it did temporarily touch the ground, were met with defeat as the bag kept blowing out of reach as if it was a dollar on a string. A 7’1 man who happened to be in the area walking his dog was of no use, as his knees were bad (but you didn’t have to jump; you could’ve just thrown your hands in the air and waved ‘em like you just don’t care).
The children, the victims of this heinous crime are reported being “traumatized” by the experience. One mother of one of the boys said she told her son to take out the garbage 3 days later and he just broke down and started crying. He may never throw anything away again. Looks like Ilya Kabakov’s character may have come to life.
Although, this is a horrific incident, maybe, just maybe, there is some plus in this. Maybe now instead of having a measly $10 litter fine for flicking a cigarette butt to worry about, they have their kids to worry about. So the next time you see a person getting ready to flick it, just walk up to them and ask, “But what about the babies?”
Built on top of:
- High Winds
What’s on your 2013 Action Items list? This week is Great Communicator week. Two big goals for this week: Listen to your Best Kept Secrets of Great Communicators cd PASSED THE 3RD DISC. And most importantly, partake in your first ToastMasters. Bane on top of the tumblr. Bane on top of the tumblr. Bane on top of the tumblr. BANE!!!
Let’s Raise Our Glasses And Give A Toast To …
After Being Kicked Out Of Denny’s, Police Let Homeless Men Get Away With Food
After The Belleville Chief of Police banned his officers from eating at a local Denny’s, he said, “Officers will go to Denny’s if they receive a service call.”
That statement was put to the test when two armed homeless men stuck the place up. They robbed EVERY customer that was present – including a six-year-old’s imaginary friend Visibull – not just of what was in the cash registers at Denny’s, but also, of what was in the kitchen: Macho Nacho Burgers, Smothered Cheese Fries, and All You Can Eat Pancakes was among the menu items the thieves forced the Denny’s employees to fix. One of the cooks said, “I have never cooked a Slow-Cooked Pot Roast that fast.”
The manager, who told five on-duty, but, out of uniform detectives they couldn’t have their guns in Denny’s was the same one who pressed the “hold-up button” to alert Belleville Police they were being robbed. The manager told us, “The response time was very, very slow. Then when they FINALLY arrived, they just waited outside in the parking lot. Then FINALLY, one officer got on the blow horn and said, ‘Let us know when you have the situation under control. We would come in, however, we can’t, because we’re armed.’ “
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Your Idea Whoring Has Cost You Up To $70,000
Hey Harold- wanted to let you know that we launched the Amazing Risk Startup Challenge today, or at least, submissions are open for a contest that will actually be held with finalists during Global Entrepreneurship Week. I’d be remiss if I didn’t reach out personally on this one- the winning startup receives $5k in cash and $5k in in-kind services. Certainly no pressure- just wanted to make sure you knew about the opportunity.
Screw Pulp won the Amazing Risk Startup Challenge, taking home $10,000 in cash and in-kind services.
Care 2 Mange was crowned the winner of the “Everywhere Else Video contest”, taking home $10,000 in seed money.
Coyote Case won $25,000 coming in first place in the quick pitch contest.
AspirEDU was crowned best of the village and awarded $25,000.
What do all these contests have in common?
They were all pitch competitions!
How many have you participated in?
3 contests, however, pitched a total of 5 times, and already doing it like a pro.
This should make you turn into The Incredible Hulk …
Screw Pulp was one of the 4 startups that won at June’s 48 Hour Launch with Yadoog.
Your pitch advice to Ella aided in her winning $10,000 for Care 2 Manage.
Yeah, you wasn’t a mere attendee at the EverywhereElse.co conference and was pitch coach to Danielle for Pink Robin Avenue but y’all didn’t win the two pitch contests y’all was in. That’s $50,000 gone!
Worse, you shouldn’t have been a mere team member of a startup, but, the leader of one, either with Yadoog or Acquire For Pennies.
Your idea whoring has cost you who knows how much. In the least, $10,000.
Please commit to one idea and work as hard to keep it as you did in trying to come up with it.
Please , please, please, make up for this when these events come back around.
No one is a better pitchman than you!
The theme of Acquire For Pennies was action. Now, think of an idea you can commit to and act on. YOU!
FY,
Har+new
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Imagine yourself in a relaxing place looking at the clock in your mind and then relaxing for one hour by THAT clock, although, only a few minutes have passed by of … “real-time.”
This meditation technique will improve your patience (time), your imagination (the relaxing place), and the Reality Distortion Field (forcing time).
The Visualization Effect Of The Mind
There’s a reason there aren’t eyes in the back of your head … so you can see what’s in front of you, so you can look forward to something, because you move forward, not walk backwards. Moon-walking is the only time moving backwards is cool.
There’s a reason your head is on the top of your body … because all actions are first clothed in a thought. Mr. Potato Head can put his ears, eyes, nose, and mouth on different parts of his face but can’t detach the head itself.
Front and Top
Hold up the mirror. Sell people their ideal self. Appeal to their better selves. Not who they was in the past. Or, who they are now. Sell them their future-self. Motivate them. Push them to greatness. They’re standing over the edge of this mediocre building. You can pull them back by discouraging them and appealing to the basest of their character. Or, you can push them so they can fly to an elevated status. *epic pause* Push ‘em!
Unrealized Ideals
Who Are Your Imaginary Counselors? ***New Members***
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Dear Har-old, 11 was a full-house; I cut it by 7. No one from the old list survives. Here are your new cabinet members, along with their guides. Futuristically yours, Har+new
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5 Steps To Having Steve Jobs’ Unblinking Stare
Fidel Castro’s aggressive gaze can reduce his opponents to silence.
When Benito Mussolini was challenged, he would roll his eyes, showing the whites in a way that frightened people.
President Kusnasosro of Indonesia had a gaze that seemed as if it could have read thoughts.
Roosevelt could dilate his pupils at will, making his stare both hypnotizing and intimidating.
Napoleon spent hours in front of a mirror, modeling his gaze on that of the great contemporary actor Talma.
Tom Hardy is an extraordinary actor. What Tom’s able to do just with the expression in his eyes-it’s terrifying.
Dear Har-old,
- Why does Eddie Griffin blink so much when he laughs? Blepharospasm. Before your stare down, get all of your blinking out-of-the-way. Blink repeatedly.
- Wet your eyes. Before the stare down, water. During, tears. You don’t need to learn how to cry on command; you just need an inventory of sad moments that made you cry before and still has that effect on you. If that doesn’t work, staring itself can make your eyes water up because your body will rehydrate your eyes after a period of dryness.
- Lower upper eye-lid level. Be in the area of from just above the iris (the colored part of the eye), to just the top of the pupil (the dark center of the eye). It’s almost, though, not quite, a squint.
Time!
Time Revolutionary starts at 8PM TONIGHT! NOT tomorrow!
You shouldn’t have to block her. You should have enough self-control to ignore her.
Blocked!
Thank You!
