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		<title>College Students Threaten Random Stabbings Over The Bachelor Degree Of Paula Cooper</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They&#8217;re not collectively dropping the soap because she got &#8220;in trouble 23 times during her time in prison.&#8221; They&#8217;re not sharpening their toothbrushes into shanks because she won&#8217;t at least spend a year in prison for each stab (33 vs. 27) &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/06/18/college-students-threaten-random-stabbings-over-the-bachelor-degree-of-paula-cooper/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5584&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>FY Needs More Authors</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Har+new</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear whomever this may concern, FY started out as a conceptual (and it still is) blog, however, it also started out as a group blog with 3 authors and grew from there. I introduced 2 more concepts: Future News and &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/06/16/fy-needs-more-authors/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5578&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Doritos To Put &#8220;If You&#8217;re Going To Litter, Eat The Last Chip&#8221; On Bags After Animals Get Their Head Stuck</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jun 2013 04:20:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Har+new</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good thing it didn’t walk into a bank! While on patrol late Saturday evening in the Florida Keys two deputies were like deer caught in headlights seeing one with its head stuck inside of a Doritos bag. “Deputy Joshua Gordon &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/06/10/doritos-to-put-eat-the-last-chip-on-every-bag-after-deer-gets-head-stuck/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5518&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Birthday Cake To The Face</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2013 04:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Har+new</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filed under: Future Comics Tagged: art, birthday, birthday cake, comic strips, comics, deception, drawings, facial expressions, illustrations, Master Of Appearances, The Four Of Us Are Dying, Twilight Zone<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5424&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Christians Jailed For &#8220;Laying Hands&#8221; On Disabled Blogger</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jun 2013 18:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Har+new</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why did you start blogging? Was it because you wanted to share your mirror conversations with the world? Was it because you wanted to share how much you miss your boyfriend &#8230; who&#8217;s sleeping 3 feet away from you? Or, &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/06/01/christians-jailed-for-laying-hands-on-disabled-blogger/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5432&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Fun In Watching Grass Grow</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 00:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Har+new</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[dear har-old, the prisoner of patience watches the grass grow. mowing the lawn is wasting your own time. your eyes get moist when you yawn. if watching grass bores you to tears and you cry a river to grow the &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/30/the-fun-in-watching-grass-grow/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5430&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Rowland Says She Will No Longer Perform &#8220;Dirty Laundry&#8221; Live After Breakdown In DC</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2013 23:51:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Har+new</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We hope your favorite Kelly Rowland song isn&#8217;t &#8220;Dirty Laundry.&#8221; Despite telling Kelson of 93.9 WKYS radio: It’s really weird when you take yourself in front of a crowd. Even in that moment of when I put my feet up, &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/28/kelly-rowland-says-she-will-no-longer-perform-dirty-laundry-live-after-breakdown-in-dc/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5383&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thanks To Butt-Slapping Fan, Beyonce Now Wants Future Stages As Far Away From Fans As Possible</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn! The stupid guy that slapped Beyoncé&#8217;s bum on stage will have more than Jay-Z and Marcy Projects to worry about. Now he has to be on the run from the stings of the entire BeyHive after Beyoncé has requested &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/28/thanks-to-butt-slapping-fan-beyonce-now-wants-the-stage-as-far-away-from-fans-as-possible/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5385&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mom Turns On Subtitles For K-Mart Commercials And Guess What Happens &#8230; No P In Ship; No G In Gas</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 May 2013 22:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guess some t.v.&#8217;s have better hearing than others. She may not have succeeded in getting Kmart to pull its &#8221;ridiculous and disgusting&#8221; ads off the air but she was victorious in getting them to pull a few t.v&#8217;s from their shelves. &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/27/mom-turns-on-subtitles-for-k-mart-commercials-and-guess-what-happens-no-p-in-ship-no-g-in-gas/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5372&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Bartender Accused Of Taking Advantage Of Program That Pays You $100 For Reporting Drunk Drivers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 May 2013 20:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He won&#8217;t tell you that you had enough. He won&#8217;t take away your keys. He won&#8217;t call you a taxi. But 27-year-young bartender Al Austin will be nice enough to give you a couple of drinks &#8220;on the house&#8221; although &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/25/bartender-accused-of-taking-advantage-of-program-that-pays-you-100-for-reporting-drunk-drivers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5325&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What Put &#8220;The Great&#8221; In Alexander&#8217;s Name?</title>
		<link>http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/23/what-put-the-great-in-alexanders-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 01:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Har+new</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexander wouldn&#8217;t have been &#8220;The Great&#8221; without his extreme hatred for his father. Har-old, the only reason you resumed talks with your human father is because of your inability to control your emotions. The girl. The job. In fact, that&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/23/what-put-the-great-in-alexanders-name/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5362&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sex By The River</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:30:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Har-old, the water in the river is the emotion of sex. the dam is the emotion of sex having no outlet. the water flowing around the dam is the emotion of sex finding an outlet through physical channels. masturbation &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/20/sex-river/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5316&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Seized Counterfeit Condoms: Made In China But Made With Giant Deflated Yellow Rubber Ducky</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 19:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our childhood is ruined! The 16.5-meter (54-foot or six-story)-tall rubber duck that mysteriously deflated in Hong Kong has been unfortunately linked to the busted counterfeit condom ring in China. According to reports, the confiscated 4.65 million packaged prophylactics and the 1,100 unpackaged &#8230; <a href="http://futuristicallyyours.com/2013/05/17/seized-counterfeit-condoms-made-in-china-but-made-with-giant-deflated-yellow-rubber-ducky/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuristicallyyours.com&#038;blog=22802310&#038;post=5281&#038;subd=futuristicallyyours&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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