Tag Archives: creativity

Dec 1 2012

Creative Writing

Comedy Books. Dream Book. Hook Book. Poetry Books. Songs.

Comedy/Joke Books. Dream Books. Hook Books. Poetry Books. Songs.

If it is not transmuted into some creative effort it will find a less worthy outlet.

You know why you’re failing to transmute sex energy?

You haven’t identified a worthy outlet.

Remember your old outlet?

Poetry.

Raps.

Sitcoms.

Why did you stop in the first place?

Because it wasn’t making you any money?

Success isn’t measured in dollars alone. You know that.

Picking that pen back up will offer something more valuable than money now.

It will provide that creative outlet which you so desperately need.

I hate that you stopped in the first place and killed further writing progression, but, quite frankly, I believe you will be even better now and won’t start horribly.

Why?

Because of your communication and pitch practices.

On second thought, you have been writing all along.

Just never realized it :)

FY,

Har+new

P.S. Why don’t we create a new page for these writings? A little break from the concept :)

Apr 23 2012
Aside

Yeah, the date got pushed to June 8, but look on the bright side: You got more time to refine your pitch and work on your current idea. And, you have more time for the recruitment process to have other ideas presented. What’s 40 or 50 dollars? Furthermore, with it not being on Mother’s Day weekend, there will be more support. You need to start attending Tech Cocktails. Keep up with your coding!!!

Dec 12 2011

This Blog Sucks! It Doesn’t Have Any Sex In It!

And funny things, too. She’s got one up there that says, “Slippery When Wet.”

Dear Har-old,

Us three weeks ago:

Har+new: You know what’s wrong with this blog?!

Har-old: *too scared to answer*

Har+new: It sucks! It doesn’t have any sex in it!

Scene from Demolition Man:

Lenina Huxley: I was wondering if you would like to have sex?

John Spartan: [surprised] Here? With you? Now?

Lenina Huxley: [nervously, nodding] Mm-hmm.

John Spartan: Oh yeah!

[after futuristic, contact-free "sex"]

John Spartan: Look, Huxley, why don’t we just do it the old-fashioned way?

Lenina Huxley: [stands up, shocked] Eeewww, disgusting! You mean … *fluid transfer*?

Lenina Huxley: [stamping her foot] You are a savage creäture John Spartan, and I wish for you to leave my domicile now!

Har-old, here’s an excerpt of the first conversation my now wife and I had when we first met and the topic of discussion was sex:

Her: You wanna know why the traditional woman makes a man wait for sex?

Me: Why?

Her: Because she knows the typical man will lose interest in her afterwards. And everything before sex is nothing but hyping, promoting, marketing, advertising all her non-physical qualities. Her personality, her sense of humor, her intellect, her dreams and aspirations, her creativity, her ideas of fun, her imagination, you name it. And when she’s confident in those things then she haves sex and depending on how the guy acts afterward she knows how good of a job she did with her advertising. Most men rather have sex for the first time with a different woman than have sex the second time with the same woman.

Me: I hope I like and love you SO much one day that I never want to have physical sex with you!

Her: Haha! But, I do want to have kids one day, don’t you?

Me: Yeah, but, let’s make our first child a brainchild.

So, began, a sex life built on the foundation of two quotes: Andy Warhol’s “Never doing it is very exciting.” And  strippers’ “look but don’t touch” rule. What made this foundation solid was your persistence with your mind over matter (brains over beauty) philosophy when it came to the f gender. Do not stop thinking like that! Remember: The power of physicality is its potential to ruin everything. Now I’m not telling you to find the world’s smartest girl, however, the world’s ugliest girl, because physical features is the initial attraction … unless you’re online. By the way, wife is hot!

Har-old, you are NOT a John Spartan! There is no male presently living in your time who’s better prepared for futuristic, contact-free sex than you. You have po-ten-tial to master something at your age that man unconsciously puts to use in his 40′s. Notice I used po-ten-tial for you and unconsciously for them because you are fully aware of this great power. But being aware of it isn’t good enough. You must apply, constantly. Fortunate for you, you got me, to help you cheat. Read between the lines of Masturbating With Imagination, letters on patience, read The Art Of Sex Transmutation chapter, and sharpen your Eidetic memory. Most importantly, work on your child-like imagination because the future is ruled by it.

Why am I telling you this?

Because your apartment is putting you in danger!

How?

Stay tuned!

FY,

Har+new

P.S. I found my voice … again. About to sex this blog up.

Related Letters:

Oct 24 2011

How To Live Forever

Dear Har-old,

American novelist Chuck Palahniuk said,

We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

When an entrepreneur, an inventor, the mastermind, or just a person in general, dies, they always say WHO they’re survived by. For instance, Steve Jobs:

Jobs is survived by his wife of 20 years, Laurene, and four children, including one from a prior relationship.

The thing I dislike about being survived by a WHO is that person will eventually die themselves. That’s temporary survival. You want staying power. So, Har-old, would you like to know how to truly live forever? Be survived by a WHAT. An idea. A good one. A great one.

Instead of being survived by a WHO, a person with their own mind, be survived by a WHAT, YOUR mind.

You know how they say of someone who’s in la la land:

He’s in his own world. Physically here; mentally there.

Well, let’s reverse that in death da da land: mentally here; physically there. Here is living. There is gone.

The idea is to be survived by your energy.

I use to fear death. Then I discovered the power of my mind and the ideas it could produce. You know what’s so powerful about your ideas? They are instant businesses. It isn’t how fast you can think of a good idea, but rather, how fast this good idea can be a reality existing outside of your mind. And you’re becoming king of that. It is happening NOW.

The lightbulb is not on the top of your head. It’s in your head, genius. Your brain is the lightbulb, Har-old.

Futuristically yours,

Har+new

P.S.  I don’t think I’m done with that drawing. I think I should add upside down lightbulbs.

Sep 6 2011

Masturbating With Imagination

Who left a empty toilet roll in the bathroom?Dear Har-old,

Do you remember Dean Martin‘s Standing On The Corner?

I think she’s on to me.

The other day my/our wife noticed me indulging in my favorite hobby-girl watching.

She knows I’m definitely observant, a people-watcher and I’ve glanced at attractive women before. However, I think what happened the other day struck her as more than a passing glance. Maybe I’m paranoid.

I know what you’re saying, “It’s just girl watching.” Well, it’s actually more . . .

I undress women with my eyes; I stare at them long enough to picture them naked. And … I’m quite accurate! How I know? I did the same thing to her before she actually took it off and *whispers* the dimples was right there . . . the mole too.

Now before you start jumping up and down violently, screaming, “my future-self got superpowers,” I’m sure you will like to hear how you got these “superpowers.”

You simply returned to masturbating with your imagination. You know, how you first started-without any visual stimuli and with only your mind’s eye. Ha! I don’t know why I used the word simple because it wasn’t . . . at all.

Why wasn’t it simple?

Because you became dependent on visual stimuli. Yeah, that damn internet!

You found it 10x easier with porn because you didn’t have to think and you could just focus on pleasure. And those times you did “try” with your imagination again, you complained, “it doesn’t flow and I can’t focus on pleasure and my penis doesn’t get as hard.”

So, instead of jumping from the bottom of the stairs to the top, you took it one step at a time. You did it gradually. You went from video . . . picture . . .  back to imagination.

Kid, you already have a vivid imagination, so use it in ALL areas.

As Mark Twain said,

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

FY,

Har+new

Aug 25 2011

Yesterday’s Road Philosophy

From my friend Peter Thomson with paraphrases from me for you, Har-old:

Think forward in time to the point where you wish you would have achieved a certain result and imagine you haven’t achieved it.

Sit down with a piece of paper answering the question, “If only I’d . . . I would have achieved it.” What are those dots?

Write whatever ideas come to mind. If your mind gives you an answer, don’t question it at this stage. You can edit later.

Reason this works so well is that it uses the two main feelings that causes us to take action, that’s pain and pleasure. The avoidance of pain and the gaining of pleasure.

If you feel like you ought to have achieved the result and you’re telling yourself you haven’t then you are strongly prompted to look for solutions.

Why?

Because you’ve triggered away motivation. Away motivation is the catalyst for action. Towards motivation prompts the continuation of action.

Another way to gain is to imagine you wanted to achieve a certain result by a certain time and that Yes! you did do it. With the positive feelings in mind, actually imagine the pleasure you will experience. Remembering you’re imagining you HAVE done it not that you will do it. Answer the question, “I did it because I’d …” What are those dots?

Again. Write down whatever your mind says.

Another way is to take a random noun. This can be picked from a dictionary or book. Ask your mind to associate that noun with the problem, opportunity or circumstances at hand. By making your mind make strange associations and connections, you will be surprised at what answers float into your consciousness. It’s reported that Edward De Bono, the man responsible for the expression, lateral thinking, used the word cheese to come up with the idea of televisions with picture-in-picture. Taking the word cheese and thinking what cheese has that t.v could have. Holes? What holes? Eventually leading to holes in the screen to see what was on the other channels.

FY,

Har+new

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