How you wake up at 5 yesterday and 10 this morning? That’s 5 hours of productivity lost! How much you accomplish today compared to yesterday? Do not stay up pass 10 tonight! Comment no later than 5:30!
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Remember what we did on November 30th? Well, comment no later than 5:30 am. There’s something in it for you.
The Night Is Young
The Other 8 Hours
Dear Har-old,
We all have the same twenty-four hours available to us in each day. Most of us spend eight hours working and eight hours sleeping. What you do with the remaining eight hours will have a tremendous influence on the level of success you achieve in your life.
Time management revolution. Work. Sleep.
You hate your job: hours are terrible; pay is awful; wretched co-workers; horrid boss. Fine!
You sleep for 8 hours, toss and turn, wake up and can’t remember your dreams. Still fine!
However, with The Other 8 Hours you stack a pyramid of pennies, watch movies like Matrjoschka, play video games like Guitar Hero-playing music someone else has already recorded, build the Leaning Tower Of Pisa with Jenga blocks, watch YouTube videos of other people wasting their time and comment on the internet. DEFINITELY NOT FINE!
If you spend The Other 8 Hours wisely, you will TAKE BACK your precious 16 hours stolen from you by work and sleep.
You will be doing what you love . . . in your sleep. Get it!
Now you have 24 hours to live. Enjoy!
Anything without cost is generally unappreciated. Therefore, Har-old, if you truly believe in the phrase, “time is money,” then why don’t you learn something from jobs and put a monetary value on your time hourly?
Billionaire by 46, right? Well, from your age now until you’re my age, calculate the monetary value of each hour. Do the math!
For example, if every hour is worth a $100k to you, ask yourself, “Is what I’m about to do in this hour worth wasting $100k on?” Because ever since you stated your worth, 2 billion, anything that even resembled a waste of time costed you $100k. This will work better WHEN? you plan your days in advance. You know, that self-organization day thing???
Futuristically yours,
Har+new
P.S. People who read and comment on this letter are so NOT wasting their time 
There’s No Rest For The Wicked
Dear Trista,
Recently you’ve gotten to your sleepless lawyer mode where everything appears to be typical and right down to the very books. But two books have found their way to you that will change the rest of your life and how you see things . . . forever. The first book called Tapping The Source will teach you how to connect to the universe and slip into the harmony of the ways of our creator because by all means you were created in his/her/ its image so you are perfect anyways. The knowledge that you are sucking up like a sponge I cannot even begin to explain.
The second book called the Celestine Prophecy will teach you how human beings are evolving and your generation is beginning to notice certain things the generations before did not have the capacity to . . . who knows maybe one day you will know the reason why we are on this planet to begin with. While you are on your journey and spiritual conquest I suggest you take it easy today and take care of business in a light motion to where it feels like a breeze underneath your heavenly wings.
Best regards!
FY,
Tris-Transformation
A World Full of Hurt
Dear Trista,
Good morning more like it, an inner fear of rejection and hostility is boiling inside of you … just take it easy, 8 hours isn’t so bad, you’ll be in a world of hurt but so will everyone else. Also, you did the right the thing by calling the authorities last night for all that racket your neighbors put on because Dear Trista you need sleep, In fact when you go home tonight GET SOME SLEEP. The blood test might have to wait another day but that’s okay this job is temporary and so is your fears…I’m here to guide you, you are not alone on this journey. Close your eyes … breathe softly … repeat after me … happy mind … peaceful mind … holy mind … dig deep into your soul and awake the inner happiness kept deep within, and bring it forth to shine upon day and get you right where you belong.
Futuristically yours,
-Tris-Transformation.
Same Bed, Different Pillow
Dear Har-old,
American journalist Erma Bombeck said, “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.”
Think as you like but behave like others.
I know you feel this is an intolerable infringement on your freedom but please, please, please do NOT make people feel inferior.
THEY WILL PUNISH YOU.
You will only convince a few but offend many, many more.
Make your face as malleable as the actors.
And if you discover someone else is “acting” too, don’t award them with an Oscar, rather share your pillow with them.
Remember: Appearances are everything.
There are already things working against the letter u:
u looks like an incomplete O with a tail.
So, you have to work extra hard to blend in with the rest of the letters.
Do not stand out; there is strength in numbers.
You have to be the last one who goes to sleep or else, they will see you counting black sheep.
Be patient.
Get them in bed.
Put yourself in an unshakable position.
Then have your pillow fight.
Futuristically yours,
Har+new
