Masturbating With Imagination

Who left a empty toilet roll in the bathroom?Dear Har-old,

Do you remember Dean Martin‘s Standing On The Corner?

I think she’s on to me.

The other day my/our wife noticed me indulging in my favorite hobby-girl watching.

She knows I’m definitely observant, a people-watcher and I’ve glanced at attractive women before. However, I think what happened the other day struck her as more than a passing glance. Maybe I’m paranoid.

I know what you’re saying, “It’s just girl watching.” Well, it’s actually more . . .

I undress women with my eyes; I stare at them long enough to picture them naked. And … I’m quite accurate! How I know? I did the same thing to her before she actually took it off and whispers the dimples was right there . . . the mole too.

Now before you start jumping up and down violently, screaming, “my future-self got superpowers,” I’m sure you will like to hear how you got these “superpowers.”

You simply returned to masturbating with your imagination. You know, how you first started-without any visual stimuli and with only your mind’s eye. Ha! I don’t know why I used the word simple because it wasn’t . . . at all.

Why wasn’t it simple?

Because you became dependent on visual stimuli. Yeah, that damn internet!

You found it 10x easier with porn because you didn’t have to think and you could just focus on pleasure. And those times you did “try” with your imagination again, you complained, “it doesn’t flow and I can’t focus on pleasure and my penis doesn’t get as hard.”

So, instead of jumping from the bottom of the stairs to the top, you took it one step at a time. You did it gradually. You went from video . . . picture . . .  back to imagination.

Kid, you already have a vivid imagination, so use it in ALL areas.

As Mark Twain said,

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

FY,

Har+new

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13 thoughts on “Masturbating With Imagination”

  1. A story that relates to this – kind of. My daughter was telling me about some guy at her school (they were 13) who would sit next to girls and just eye them grimly and steadily. When they’d say ‘whatcha doing?’ he’d say ‘I’m MIND FUCKING you!’ in a scary voice. Weird, but funny.

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  2. I agree, the imagination is a much better stimulus than most porn videos on the internet I’ve seen. When you’ve masturbated over the women you’ve seen, you can look at a few porn videos and then go back to masturbating; but the real fun happens when you imagine a whole scene with a woman who you have manifested from your subconscious, who you are convinced you’ve never seen before, and oh; she’s dirty!

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  3. I’ve often thought of a what an alternative would be for someone with this “hobby”. I see your future self has really gotten the hang of it, and I completely agree. I recently read a friend’s post about quitting cigarrettes and using her vivid imagination to simulate smoking. She said that when she actually broke down and smoked it wasn’t nearly as satisfying as her imaginary smoke sessions.

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