550 Square Feet Of Space To Walk Around Naked In

I slept with these keys clenched in my hand; I showered with them; I kissed them. I just want to go home.

Dear Har-old,

Junior: *singing sadly* She’s out of my life … she’s out of my life … she’s out of my life.

Michael: Son, there’s more words to the song.

Junior: Not to me there aren’t.

Har-old, there’s more words to Coldplay’s Rainy Day than I Love It When You Come Over To The House, I Love It When You Come Over To My House. And, they do not say In My Place  the entire four minutes of the song.

You  now have 550 square feet of space to walk around naked in; however, this experience will be much more pleasurable after a good month of working out. Can you say, A-MEN-I-TIES?! Para-para-paradise.

This is NOT the biggest thing you have done, however, this IS the biggest investment you’ve made. And it WILL pay off. Today, we are closer, than ever before.

TSU was just a taste; this time, you get to sink your teeth into environment, independence and freedom.

Napoleon Hill wrote,

… those who control the environmental influences out of which their thought-habits are built are masters of their earthly destinies and that all others are mastered by earthly destinies.

FY,

Har+new

P.S. I told you to get Cliff’s cellphone number.

P.P.S Start talking in third-person.

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