Taylor: Thanks! Hey Doc’, before I go, is there anything you can give me to keep me in bed at night?
Doctor: For sleepwalking?
Taylor: Nah. Every night I wake up around the same time and it’s hard for me to go back to sleep.
Doctor: The same time?
Taylor: Yeah, around 2-3AM.
Doctor: Not to go to the restroom?
Doctor: Not because you’re having recurring nightmares?
Doctor: Not for a late night snack?
Taylor: No. Not for any reason whatsoever.
Doctor: I’m not trying to scare you but …
Taylor: But what???
Doctor: When you wake up around 2-3AM without ANY reason, there’s an 86% chance that someone …
Taylor: Someone is what???
Doctor: … watching you.
Taylor: gulps saliva But, but, I, I live, I live alone.
10 hours later …
Taylor: talking to self Haha. Sean and Gus are so silly! Man! I love Psych! Well, it’s 9. Time for bed.
5 hours later …
Taylor: talking to self out loud It’s 7 already??? looks at alarm clock It’s 2:30. Dammit! Why I keep waking up around this time? starts thinking about what doctor said I can’t believe I’m about to do this! looks under bed Nothing under there. gets up, checks closet Nothing in there but clothes. looks out window No one outside. What the hell am I doing? Haha. I’m letting my doctor scare me. This just what he wanted. Haha. He got me! I’ma tell him about this mess tomorrow. Haha. Let me get back in bed and try to sleep. talking to self on inside I mean, if someone was watching me, they would have to be in vicinity of my bed. It’s nothing around my bed but my ironing board, my paper shredder, my lamp, my alarm clock, and my looks in that direction OHHHH MYYYY GODDDUH! OH MY GOD! OHHHH MY GOD!