Fine M. Banker

 

 

FADE IN:

EXT./INT. REGIONS BANK – AFTERNOON

*An old man grabs the door handle of the bank*

SECURITY

Sir, you can’t go inside the bank wearing your hat and sunglasses.

OLD MAN

(removes hat and sunglasses) (walks into bank) (fills out deposit slip) (thinks to self) Who is that??? She is gorgeous! I have to get to her window. Ahhh, she wouldn’t want a guy like me, though. Big bald spot. How can I hide it? Hmm … (puts hat on). Then my cross-eyes. What can I do to cover them? Hmm … (puts sunglasses on). Ok, I’m ready.

BANK TELLER

 May I help the next person in line?

OLD MAN

(skips 8 people in line) That’ll be me, pretty woman! Ha!

BANK TELLER

(eyes widen) He’s finna rob the bank!

OLD MAN

Wheet?!?!

*The 8 people the old man jumped in front of tackle him to the ground*

PERSON 5

 I wanted to beat his ass for skipping me anyway. The light place about to close.

15 MINUTES LATER …

*Police escort the old man out the bank in handcuffs*

OLD MAN

Please don’t take me to jail. I wasn’t trying to rob the bank. You gotta believe me.

OFFICER

You tried to rob the wrong bank. Fool, what if my girlfriend got hurt?

OLD MAN

Who, who is your girlfriend?

OFFICER

(points at the pretty woman bank teller)

*Camera pans around the old man’s back showing his POV, revealing the officer’s old age, bald spot in the middle of his head, and cock-eyes.*

FADE TO BLACK

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