EXT./INT. REGIONS BANK – AFTERNOON
*An old man grabs the door handle of the bank*
Sir, you can’t go inside the bank wearing your hat and sunglasses.
(removes hat and sunglasses) (walks into bank) (fills out deposit slip) (thinks to self) Who is that??? She is gorgeous! I have to get to her window. Ahhh, she wouldn’t want a guy like me, though. Big bald spot. How can I hide it? Hmm … (puts hat on). Then my cross-eyes. What can I do to cover them? Hmm … (puts sunglasses on). Ok, I’m ready.
May I help the next person in line?
(skips 8 people in line) That’ll be me, pretty woman! Ha!
(eyes widen) He’s finna rob the bank!
*The 8 people the old man jumped in front of tackle him to the ground*
I wanted to beat his ass for skipping me anyway. The light place about to close.
15 MINUTES LATER …
*Police escort the old man out the bank in handcuffs*
Please don’t take me to jail. I wasn’t trying to rob the bank. You gotta believe me.
You tried to rob the wrong bank. Fool, what if my girlfriend got hurt?
Who, who is your girlfriend?
(points at the pretty woman bank teller)
*Camera pans around the old man’s back showing his POV, revealing the officer’s old age, bald spot in the middle of his head, and cock-eyes.*
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