Buy 1, Get 1 Free Milkshake At Chik-Fil-A

Based on true story

FADE IN

INT. CHIK-FIL-A – DAY

EMPLOYEE

May I help the next person in line?

CUSTOMER

Hey.

EMPLOYEE

How are you doing today, sir?

CUSTOMER

Great.

EMPLOYEE

What can I get for you today?

CUSTOMER

I want 3 Chik-fil-A burgers …

EMPLOYEE

What?

CUSTOMER

3 Chik-Fil-A burgers …

EMPLOYEE

Who?

CUSTOMER

Huh?

EMPLOYEE

I’m sorry, sir, I’m having difficulty understanding you. Would you mind repeating your order?

CUSTOMER

I. Said. I. Want. Three. Chik. Fil. A. Burgers.

EMPLOYEE

Burgers? What are those?

CUSTOMER

Am I in Taco Bell or something? It’s right there on the menu … the Chik-Fil-A sandwich!

EMPLOYEE

Sandwichessss … there you go! Will that complete your order?

CUSTOMER

No. I also want a large fry. Aaannnddd gimme a large chocolate milkshake.

EMPLOYEE

How about I just get you the Chik-Fil-A combo and substitute the drink for that milkshake. It’ll be $1.60 more. Then add 2 Chik-Fil-A sandwichessss to your order. That way you’ll save some money compared to ordering those items individually. Is that fine?

CUSTOMER

That’s fine.

EMPLOYEE

Can I get a name for the order?

CUSTOMER

Atheist.

EMPLOYEE

But ….

CUSTOMER

Don’t start with me!

EMPLOYEE

Coming right up.

45 seconds later

EMPLOYEE

Order for At. At.

CUSTOMER

You funny, you know that!

EMPLOYEE

[Smiles]

CUSTOMER

Where’s my milkshake?

EMPLOYEE

They’re making it now. Did you want whip cream and a cherry?

CUSTOMER

Additional charge?

EMPLOYEE

No, sir.

CUSTOMER

Yeah.

EMPLOYEE

Here’s your milkshake, At.

CUSTOMER

What kind of milkshake is this?

EMPLOYEE

Hmm … it looks like … chocolate.

CUSTOMER

No, I asked for the cookies and cream one.

EMPLOYEE

Oh, okay, no worries, we’ll fix you another one. Would you like this one anyway? Because we’re gonna throw it away.

CUSTOMER

[Smiles]

FADE TO BLACK

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13 thoughts on “Buy 1, Get 1 Free Milkshake At Chik-Fil-A”

        1. Just the original Chik-Fil-A sandwich. I usually get the combo and I’ll add AT LEAST 2 more BURGERS to the order. This post is based on a real story. I got 3 BURGERS, large fries, and the cookies and cream (and chocolate) milkshake. Ran me like $13 BUT IT’S CHIK-FIL-A. I haven’t tried anything else on the menu.

          What about you?

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