Bruh Man Frum Da Fif’ Flo’

guy pissed in the hallway of apartment complex

Come to find out
That wasn’t a leaky roof
That was some sneaky dude
Urinating in the corner wait a minute wait a minute time out
Did you think you was pissing on the side of the toilet and no one would hear? Well the bed I climbed out
But this ain’t my house, just a place I called home going on six November’s
And his great defender … “I had to go real bad” ya couldn’t do this outside? aww that’s right ya would’ve been registered a sex offender
What about the next adventure? The bathroom in the lobby? Aww it was locked and wasn’t set to enter?
What about the best contender? The bathroom in your apartment? “I had to go real bad. You should understand, I mean, we the same-sex and gender”
Let’s remember, it’s nothing but women in the leasing office, that won’t mean squat to them you little squirt, you good as homeless this winter
But since you was out of camera view, I guess and figure, your eviction in my hands, fist balled
And with me not being able to leave the laundry room without stepping in it because where you exit enter, how can I not be pissed off?
Big dog, you should’ve been the first person I sat in this electric chair, 53 million how high the voltage
But I just decided to call the police and can you believe Officer Smith muthafuckin’ fly was open?!
No lie not joking, but since he didn’t witness the guy unloading, all he could do was give me his information to pass along to management
Benjamin Wright 550 June 12th 1974 Gemini? dammit man that’s damaging

resident mopping up urine

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52 thoughts on “Bruh Man Frum Da Fif’ Flo’”

    1. Yeah, this is a true story. Beginning to end. So without the rhyming, I was in the laundry room washing my clothes when I heard what I thought was water coming from the ceiling. I peek around and see this man pissing in the corner. He even admitted it to the police. I was angry he did it because this is my home and I don’t wanna see that. Plus it was spreading over the floor where I couldn’t get out without stepping in it. I almost TASED him. But management got him. Probably a fine. Should get kicked out.

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        1. Yeah, I wish I recorded at least the audio. I left my phone in my apartment during the initial encounter. He was really trying to convince me and the police how what he did was acceptable because he had to go real bad and how we were all men. You should have seen our property manager when I told her. She said even her 4 year old know not to do that. I just find it funny cause he could have did it outside on the way in, waited until he got into his apartment. I just don’t get it. At first I thought he was homeless but he lives here cause after he did I saw him waiting for the elevator. I can’t tell if he was drunk or not. We actually squared up to fight. I wanted to hurt him so bad lol.

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        2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ what did u say to make him square up with you?

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        3. Nothing really. He just couldn’t understand why I was so passionate and had so much energy. When I first saw him doing it I couldn’t believe what I saw so I went back to my clothes. Then walked back where he was and just stared. All he kept saying, “I’m sorry, I had to go bad. I couldn’t hold it.” I was just in disbelief. After he left and was waiting on the elevator that’s when I got my taser. He knew I had something behind my back. Only reason I didn’t do it is cause cameras was around and we was on the inside.

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        4. You probably can’t see it that good, but if you look at the first pic closer you can see the urine. Then the second pic is HIS mop and bucket from HIS apartment. I guarantee you if it wasn’t for me he wouldn’t even have tried to clean it up.

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        5. Omg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he better be glad no woman was present that could’ve made matters even worse

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        6. You know what’s funny I was hoping one would but only more males came by for him to try to get on his side. For instance, this guy came from the stairwell with his son and the guy tries to convince by saying stuff like “have you even had to go so bad you pissed wherever you could?” This guy smh

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        7. That has to be the dumbest reason to be evicted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ like how is he going to explain that to the next place he tries to rent from? ?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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        8. I was surprised how honest he was to the police. I wish I was there when he was there explaining it to management so I could’ve got a good laugh. When I was telling the property manager the disbelief on her face was priceless.

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        9. Soooo, my highlight of today drum roll A NEW WASHER AND DRYER applause and the crowd goes wild no more trips to the on site laundry facility, less chances of running into an exposed man desperately pissing in the corner! Yay πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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        10. Oh, well at least it’s just you. ..it was getting rough for me lol like the kids were down to bare minimums on clean clothes lol it’s a lot more convenient so when I come home from work I can do last minute laundry and not have to haul them around to do it

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        11. Omg I’ve done that too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that’s bad I’m a lady I shouldn’t have had those habits but hey I’m getting better….anywho, when your lease is up you should get a place that has a washer and dryer or the connections in the apartment

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        12. You are a lady but let’s not forget you are a LIBRA which is why you’re awesome.

          That’s on Halloween. I do wanna move cause ever since the management moved in last summer they haven’t made any progress. I’m still waiting on this state of the art fitness center. I’m freaking 220! But I want a houseeeeee 😩

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        13. You and me both! !!!desperately! I think I’m willing to get a nice condo though to start so I don’t have to take care of all the maintenence

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        14. I’m just tired of being paranoid in my apartment. I shouldn’t have to feel like I live with other people when in reality I live alone. I gotta pull off something by fall.

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        15. You can do it Haro I believe in you, you’re good with your money if remember correctly and you make smart/calculated moves, no worries but start talking to lenders now and start searching in the area you want to move so you’ll know in advance what you’re up against buying a house start to finish can take up to 3 months so try to have your house(s) picked by July/august at the latest

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        16. Yeah, it’s just procrastination. Do you ever have that feeling you can be further along in life if you stop bullshitting? I don’t focus on my self improvement enough. I’m so inconsistent. I want to tell you about this entrepreneur seminar I went to last Saturday.

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        17. Daymond Johns Launch Academy. I received two tickets for it a few weeks ago. I kept one and gave the other to this girl I work with who has a fledgling candle business. At the present moment I don’t have my own business or an idea for a service/product. I’m strictly trying to make it on YouTube. That’s still entrepreneurial. I went because I’m a fan of Daymond’s upbringing and the show Shark Tank. They advertised it as he was going to be there doing a speech, however, a business partner of his was there. While good information was still given I was disappointed he wasn’t there. Towards the end they invited those who had a idea or business they needed help with to sign up for a 3 day hands-on course costing $997. At first I was like, “this was their plan all along by luring us in with these free tickets.” But then they hit us with “if you don’t triple that in 3-6 months we will refund your money back” making it risk free. Well, I wasn’t ready to drop down almost a thousand dollars there. Some did. And I salute them.

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        18. Yeah that’s a bit steep and technically a bit fraudulent considering they falsely advertised. …but I do have something to add as soon as this movie is over (Concussion)

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        19. Anywho, my comment about time wasted is a lil spiritual and deep so I hope you follow me ….I feel/felt the same way, but the message at church lately has been that God is in charge of time…I mean it’s been said continuously until this past Sunday the message was more specific about restoration and not just any old restoration but restoration of time….and I’ve been claiming that this is my season and the title of the message happened to be prepared for my season…so although I feel I’ve wasted time in the folly of my youth I believe that this is the set time for reaping all that I thought I missed out on if I keep pressing and believing and the same can/will be for you no matter what set backs you face press forward and watch God do the rest!

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        20. You know you’re still young, right? I think we the same age. So are you saying this is your season as in this is your 2016?

          The presenter at he seminar told us how we are programmed to think “time is money” when time is precious and it’s the one thing that makes us all equal. The rich don’t have a extra hour in the day or a extra day in the week. We all have 24 hours. It’s up to you how you use it though. The thing with time though is we know if we waste it we will get a fresh time start with a brand new 24 hours. But everyday is unique. We will never get a day like June 6, 2006 (my birthday) or a July 7, 2007 again. So I think the fact we know time will alway be fresh again hinders us in a way. But our time is limited cause we don’t know how long we got here.

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        21. I know that I’m still young but I’m not as young as I was at 19,21 nor 25…I’ll be 29 this year. ..but I do believe some of the foolishness of that time has fallen off. . No I don’t mean 2016, I’m not claiming the whole new year new me thing I just feel the change that’s about to/is taking place in my life and those around me and I’m excited and preparing now more than ever before and I do believe I’m gaining bk the things I felt I missed out on from those ages when I was too caught up in silly things to see my left from right

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  1. Bruh Man frum the fif’ flo’ should’ve been the second person I sat in that electric chair (taser) but I didn’t have my Buzz Lightyear (another nickname for my taser since it doubles as a flashlight too) when, 2 weeks ago, this homeless white woman called me a “nigger,” my mama a “nigger,” and my non-existent children some “niggers.”

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