EXT. SIDEWALK – DAY
I speak 4 different languages.
The camera gets a close-up of the American flag outside the jewelry store a man enters.
Close-up of Spanish employee smiling. You can hear him greeting her in Spanish underneath the voiceover.
Close-up of General Tso chicken. The man taps the glass counter. The jeweler takes out a piece.
Annnnnnnnd (as this is being said a blur effect comes into focus revealing a green crystal) Simlish.
INT. BOARDROOM – DAY
The man greets another person, shaking their hand.
Sul Sul. I’m Harnew and I’m a Simmer.
INT. LIVING ROOM – DAY
In the real world, I’m a nobody, but to the Sims, I am a God!
Small clips showing the man smiling and laughing at his computer.
Until one day they decided they wanted to get from under my control.
The man shakes his computer monitor.
All the households are unplayable. Newcrest, Windenburg, Brindleton Bay, all the maps, all the worlds are grayed out.
The man repeatedly taps the keyboard before finally smashing it on his desk.
Baby, what’s wrong?
The Sims … the Sims have taken back the game.