- TITLE: You are what you eat
- LENGTH: 30 sec – 1 min
- PRODUCT: Whopper
- WRITER: Har+new
This is a dual column screenplay where the description of the action would be on the left and the dialogue on the right, but since I don’t have that feature (some plug-in) in my post editor so I’m going to utilize the horizontal line.
Two men pull out chairs from a dining table.
“You mind sitting in the next seat.”
“You act as if I’m sitting in the next seat and not the one across from you.”
“Well, I would rather you sit in the next seat than the one directly in from of me because then your bright red hair wouldn’t be blocking my view and those clown feet wouldn’t be stepping on mines.”
As both men are sitting down, a server brings them their food on trays.
“Dude, you ordered 6 cheeseburgers?! You better chill. You know you are what you eat with each bite, right?”
Second man unwraps one of his sandwiches and it is revealed to be BURGER KING in a red bubbly font between two shiny buns (the logo). After he takes his first bite the server puts a royal robe over his shoulders. After he takes his 2nd bite the server puts a crown on his head. After 3rd bite the server pulls up a throne. As the man sits in his new seat and is about to take the 4th bite, the server, who is a woman, snatches the sandwich out his hand. The server sits in the chair next to him and starts feeding and fanning him with her hand. After watching all of this in confusion, the second man runs back to the counter.
“Welcome to Burger King, would you like to try our …”
“Shut up and take my money! I want everything on the menu!”
“Sir, are you sure? You know you are what you eat, right?”
The man turns his head, looking back at his table where the server is still feeding his friend.