Resident – Thank y’all for treating residents to an early Thanksgiving.
Manager – You’re welcome!
Resident – I’m glad I moved here.
Manager – And we’re glad to have you.
Resident – My last apartment didn’t do these KIND kind of things for the community. And judging by how packed it is in here it looks like I won’t be the only one without family this year. Looks like every resident is here. Wow! Oooh yeah give me some of that dressing … and oooh the turkey too … and oooh some of those candy yams please … that too … un-huh … yes…. oooh God yes! Okay, thank youuuuu!
Manager – Sir, where are you going?
Resident – Umm … back to my apartment.
Manager – There are no to-go-plates.
Resident – This the plate y’all gave me.
Manager – There are no TO GO plates.
Resident – Aww that’s why everybody in here? Y’all want us to eat in front of y’all?
Manager – Well, you’re the first person to try those 2 items. Would you mind telling me how they taste? And you can be completely honest, I didn’t make any of it.
Resident – The mac-n-cheese slamming!
Manager – Wonderful. And the biscuit?
Resident – Ahhhh! Taste like a brick! I think I chipped a tooth!
Manager – And that rent increase of $212 taste like tears coming from you! Make sure you put enough salt in it!