Hush Puppies (WordPresident #19)

Warning: Only people with high iq and big pp will understand the following dankness:

I call ‘em defeated

My dogs are barking in these hush puppies

Dr. Scholl can talk to animals and said this little piggy didn’t go “wee-wee” when the tears piss bolted to the booties you’re in, the boar cried woof

Foot counting sheep, I’m sleep-walking catching Z’s

The cousin of six-feet-deep easy as A-B-C-1-2-3, when in one position long enough

That’s why the cousin of life is relocation

Even if it’s the same job, least it come with different faces

My boss don’t care if I can barely move

I want a boss that’ll send me home without a box

Now I’m on a busty bus keeping abreast of bottoms up – when they no longer sitting abreast I’m flying like a Great Tit but aww shucks I don’t have strong feet like ‘em and gotta use the poles for support

Then I heard “I’m seeing how you gotta use your hands son. Why don’t you take a seat right over there?” I wanted to bounce these checks

The 13’s, legs open, tongue out, ca-ream, but running back in these kicks isn’t a chief asset

And so the seat got taken from me like a game of musical chairs

I was listening to the 3rd song on Good Girl Gone Bad

I guess they was between “Something In The Way” and “Endless, Nameless”

Uhhh nevermind this is my stop

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2 thoughts on “Hush Puppies (WordPresident #19)”

  1. This was built off the hush puppy line. As always, I did my research, and to my surprise, no one has said “my dogs are barking in these hush puppies.” Like nothing from a song popped up in my google search. That’s crazy! The line was right there for the taking. And now it’s mine, all mine! High IQ and Big PP gang, what up!

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    1. You know what’s dope while I’m in this mode? It’s not just random wordplay. I’m telling a story every time. The only thing off with this one is I mentioned hush puppies then later referenced Jordan’s. I guess you can stretch it and say at work I wore the former and on the bus I wore the latter.

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