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100,000 Views!!!

It. Just. Happened.

It happened so fast I didn’t have a chance to record my live reaction but I will still acknowledge it later on my channel. I was in the gym when it was at 97K and thought it will be in next 2 hours. When I saw it was at 99, 346 I fired up my laptop but it was too late. It literally jumped out to 110K. I’m almost at 500 subs too. Another awesome thing was seeing someone with 37K subs follow me. Maybe there is someone with more but I didn’t catch the notification. Anyway, this has been my best month on YouTube since i started in October. Funny part is I’m only operating at like 5% and haven’t unleashed my real potential. I’m curious to see where will this video peak at. I mean, its been 16 days. Will it peak at 150K? 200K? We will see.

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Projected to hit 100K in next few hours … WHAT?!?!

Guys….I literally just wrote last night how i hit 80 and now my freaking video is at 93K and pushing. I projected it to hit 100K by Saturday but me oh my it has come sooner. I’m having a panic attack. I’m also damn near at 500 subs.

My goal was to hit a thousand subs by my birthday, which is months away and it looks like i will do it. The 4,000 watch hours has been met too. So that thousand sub thing just stands in my way. I figure all i need is 5-7 more impactful videos to hit a thousand or maybe not? Maybe just one? Will keep you updated.

Just to give you an idea of how fast this is moving for me … look at the dates of my recent posts and the numbers I had then.

Wow, I’m actually tearing up.

Omfg!!!! 80,000 Views!!!!!

I just made it home. I left my phone behind. I’ve been gone away from it for 8+ hours. I look at my phone and my video is over 80K. It was at 63K when I left. I predicted it would get 71 but this blew my wind. I also surpassed 400 subs as well. I’m so fucking happy!!!! This thing is going to 100K. When it gets to 99K I am probably going to live stream until I hit the milestone so i can record my reaction. Shit!!!!!

I f’n did it!!! I broke my record 66,000 and counting fast!!!

Wow, just wow! I just wrote a few days ago about crossing the 300 subscriber milestone on YouTube. Now I’m damn near at 400 with 376. I’ll make a separate post about that when I hit that. This post is about my new video beating my all-time viewership from January. That video was at 65K. My new video just jumped to 66K. The video is steadily picking up momentum. It has been out for 15 days. Every time I think it has lost steam it due mto odd hours like after midnight, it start doing thousands in one hour in afternoon. I honestly think it will hit 100K by end of this month. It will definitely hit 70K later tonight. The video has also nearly 2,500 “likes.” Also, my watch hours went from 2,800 to 3,700 because of all of this. Bets believe I’ve been following up. I released 4 videos within last two days. Got one uploading now. This is my best month ever on YouTube (I just started in October). More Updates to come!!!

And no, these numbers are real. I haven’t bought anything. This is all SEO and staying on top of trends, and being obsessive.

Just hit 300 subs on YouTube!!!

I crossed another milestone baby!!! This is all because of one video. This morning the video was at 37K and now it’s approaching 44K. It’s also approaching 1,600 “likes.” Crazy comments back and forth. Now I’m just wondering does it have enough steam to hit the big 5-0. If it keeps up this momentum I think it will by tomorrow night around this time. Thanks to the analytics, I figured out why such the rush after the slow start. The YouTube algorithm gods have blessed me again like they did in January. A big YouTuber with 2 million subs put out a video on the same subject and that video has 900K. 26.6 of my views are coming from that. Now my video does have a long way to go to catch up with the 65K I put up a 2 months back but damn it could really catch it. I mean it already beat the number of “likes” i had.

I also figure I need 7 more impactful videos like this to get my thousand subs. Both of my big videos got me 100+ subs.

Chicken Sexer

Raw chicken
Or a white couple on a mission
The drumsticks are her legs wrapped around his waist
As if she’s trying to keep his pants on, haha, too little, too late

The bottom where the cockerel at
Because in 4 minutes the bun in the oven taking the top rack
The oven window fogged up
Opening the door will get ya hot and bothered

Roast chicken
Or a black couple in position
The wings are her arms wrapped around his back
The nails dig in when it’s time to eat, fruit roll-up tongue looking like a snack

Somebody done ate too much
Now you gotta unbutt, unbutt, unbutt
Somebody took many many licks
Now you gotta unzip, unzip, unzip
Somebody had too much sauce
Why don’t you just take your pants off, off, off

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