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100,000 Views!!!

It. Just. Happened.

It happened so fast I didn’t have a chance to record my live reaction but I will still acknowledge it later on my channel. I was in the gym when it was at 97K and thought it will be in next 2 hours. When I saw it was at 99, 346 I fired up my laptop but it was too late. It literally jumped out to 110K. I’m almost at 500 subs too. Another awesome thing was seeing someone with 37K subs follow me. Maybe there is someone with more but I didn’t catch the notification. Anyway, this has been my best month on YouTube since i started in October. Funny part is I’m only operating at like 5% and haven’t unleashed my real potential. I’m curious to see where will this video peak at. I mean, its been 16 days. Will it peak at 150K? 200K? We will see.

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Projected to hit 100K in next few hours … WHAT?!?!

Guys….I literally just wrote last night how i hit 80 and now my freaking video is at 93K and pushing. I projected it to hit 100K by Saturday but me oh my it has come sooner. I’m having a panic attack. I’m also damn near at 500 subs.

My goal was to hit a thousand subs by my birthday, which is months away and it looks like i will do it. The 4,000 watch hours has been met too. So that thousand sub thing just stands in my way. I figure all i need is 5-7 more impactful videos to hit a thousand or maybe not? Maybe just one? Will keep you updated.

Just to give you an idea of how fast this is moving for me … look at the dates of my recent posts and the numbers I had then.

Wow, I’m actually tearing up.

Omfg!!!! 80,000 Views!!!!!

I just made it home. I left my phone behind. I’ve been gone away from it for 8+ hours. I look at my phone and my video is over 80K. It was at 63K when I left. I predicted it would get 71 but this blew my wind. I also surpassed 400 subs as well. I’m so fucking happy!!!! This thing is going to 100K. When it gets to 99K I am probably going to live stream until I hit the milestone so i can record my reaction. Shit!!!!!

I f’n did it!!! I broke my record 66,000 and counting fast!!!

Wow, just wow! I just wrote a few days ago about crossing the 300 subscriber milestone on YouTube. Now I’m damn near at 400 with 376. I’ll make a separate post about that when I hit that. This post is about my new video beating my all-time viewership from January. That video was at 65K. My new video just jumped to 66K. The video is steadily picking up momentum. It has been out for 15 days. Every time I think it has lost steam it due mto odd hours like after midnight, it start doing thousands in one hour in afternoon. I honestly think it will hit 100K by end of this month. It will definitely hit 70K later tonight. The video has also nearly 2,500 “likes.” Also, my watch hours went from 2,800 to 3,700 because of all of this. Bets believe I’ve been following up. I released 4 videos within last two days. Got one uploading now. This is my best month ever on YouTube (I just started in October). More Updates to come!!!

And no, these numbers are real. I haven’t bought anything. This is all SEO and staying on top of trends, and being obsessive.

Just hit 300 subs on YouTube!!!

I crossed another milestone baby!!! This is all because of one video. This morning the video was at 37K and now it’s approaching 44K. It’s also approaching 1,600 “likes.” Crazy comments back and forth. Now I’m just wondering does it have enough steam to hit the big 5-0. If it keeps up this momentum I think it will by tomorrow night around this time. Thanks to the analytics, I figured out why such the rush after the slow start. The YouTube algorithm gods have blessed me again like they did in January. A big YouTuber with 2 million subs put out a video on the same subject and that video has 900K. 26.6 of my views are coming from that. Now my video does have a long way to go to catch up with the 65K I put up a 2 months back but damn it could really catch it. I mean it already beat the number of “likes” i had.

I also figure I need 7 more impactful videos like this to get my thousand subs. Both of my big videos got me 100+ subs.

Bomb A** Eggs (WordPresident #20)

Inspired by rain and my son. Only 1000 IQ and Big PP will understand.

Pitter patter of baby Jesus tears on the orange, blue, green and yellow panes
Pitter patter of Jesús tiny feet across the hardwood
Until he knocked the lava lamp to the floor
The higher ground is the coffee table
“Ahhh that’s hot!”
Splishy splashy into the galette des rois
Excuse my French, that’s molten chocolate
Fly like MJ
To the wall, get high like the boyfriend of MJ
Now the tar heels and 10 little piggies are safe in Charlotte’s web
The flash of lightning enlightened him on, where he parked his race car bed
The thunder stole some brodie’s thunder and made the Thunderbird’s alarm go off
Bolted to the bolts and pushed the little red button
“Ahhh that’s not hot!”
Thanks to terrible two’s temper tantrum T-Bird hasn’t left the nest
“Ahhh that’s hot!”
The pitter patter of our amigo off set is 172 centimeters on the growth chart
But the cries in Spanish takes off the popcorn ceiling, my monte negro
“Tell me you’re JKing? That babbling was about something else, baby boy”
“You remember the little red button? Oh! The red button there kid, don’t ever, ever touch the red button!”
“Now I’m kicking these bomb ass scrambled eggs off the airplane”
“Go to your woom and fall asleep at the wheel”
“Look at him! Walking like he drunk” SMH
“Aye, B.C. , please catch some Z’s so my XY can go from E to F in his V”
The F stands for full, not ‘cause you got some of my bomb ass eggs
Only Special K between the box and the bag for U … SWERVE
“You’sa corn pops”
Nah, the hand that rocks the cradle just cares about passing the rock to the hot hand
There’s holes in de-fense
Shoot the J, shoo-shoo-shoot it
No matter if he’s the cereal killer and I’m being a pig, the PTO is still spent having Life for breakfast
So I guess my son caught the W? I’ll take that L and right on cue J-R lets me know it’s the lowercase l to remind me I’m still number 1
But yo! Our last time out, short hand ticked me off asking me to read text messages for his bedtime story
No-no-no-no-no wonder you saying G-G-G-G like 50 Cent instead of goo-goo ga-ga
GN, I’ma let you get some R & R
But at 0600 hours if you don’t have your walkie talkie right the games stop I’m throwing Green Eggs and Ma’am at you

24 25th Hours (WordPresident #18)

Caution: This is a very slow read.

I unbuttoned my shirt and showed her my taco meat

She unzipped her pants and showed me her taco meat

We both came outta our shell

The sloppy toppings: the sour cream shredded the cheese but let us get use to two’s day

Because we been use to the prefix of the day before, single and alone

And you know what was just making me borderline insane? The fuckin’ day had 24 25th hours

He who wasn’t born with a silver spoon in his mouth lives with a plastic fork in his BFGoodrich

I’m tired of faking like I’m best friends with Benjamin Franklin

When I’m too sick to shake a doctor’s hand, not smart enough to know I’m not equal to a polymath

She told me to name my Ford after her, Alexis

Reached in her Wranglers and gave me $700 in all 20’s for some Goodyears

Became my Alexa on the road to success

Now I just don’t get from A to B

I get from A to Z

That shredded cheese is now cheesecake

How fitting for Juniors first birthday

My lil’ boo-boo gone love the bandaids on Mr. Popular

My big booboo sat on the John longer tonight, determined to have more kids to drop off at the pool

Me, I just wanna break the cycle and take the first R outta ‘farther’ (and put it in Ms.)

Too bad they sound alike, that’s why I like using ‘further’ so it’s no longer confusion this is referring to U

Family all over the same lava floor, under the same popcorn ceiling, talking about flipping houses so we can get hot sauce on our Orville Redenbacher

Shhhh … the previews are starting

Tomorrow should be a big day for my YouTube channel