999 puzzle pieces pour deliciously on the coffee table
The thousandth ran 2 laps on the grounds before coming to a calm post
The irregular shape of the piece against the perfect tiles makes it look like a spill from this height
Instead of water treating my head line, heart line, and life line, like a finish line, and racing through it like a hare, the shape of this puzzle piece has the profile of a baby tortoise upon slower analysis
“Turtles taste like cardboard” I expressed so I tucked in my puck
Roasting myself like, “You’re such a beanhead for letting that partner of theirs persuade you into spending Starbucks on a 3D puzzle instead of a flat white”
That pile of puzzle pieces sitting atop the mocha lava colored table is sculpted like a volcano, or did those cardboards just fall out the cardboard that way?
Maybe that’s why this turquoise turtle turned course? Poor little thing doesn’t know how to protect itself with its totally coarse shell yet.
Sugar dugar, I’m why your puzzle piece is missing
I have stolen a piece out of every puzzle made since 1991. The piece that most resembles a baby turtle. Don’t ask me how I do it. I don’t share my process with teenagers, mutants, or ninjas.
I was just a weird little zombie kid who wanted pet turtles
Because the pieces were all from different puzzles I never attempted to fill in the blanks with the tabs
Then one day during a commercial break of The Walking Dead I tried out of boredom and something amazing happened …